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So those Facebook ads

One just came up that said “are you 17, live in Melbourne and hate your job?” Man, these ads really know their audience. I am all 3 of those things. Bu no- I don’t want to go to your open day for uni.

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ikkleosu:

Dancing Tunnocks teacakes, a bridge made from Irn Bru cans, a gay kiss, and the campest opening song and dance you’ve ever seen.

Aye, that’ll be the Commonwealth Games opening in Glasgow.

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ymcgay:

FOR ANYBODY WHO JUST WATCHED THAT WHO DOESNT KNOW ABOUT IT YES THAT DUKE OF WELLINGTON STATUE THING IS REAL ITS GENUINELY A STATUE IN GLASGOW THAT HAS A CONE ON ITS HEAD EVERY DAY THE POLICE REMOVE IT REGULARLY BUT ITS ALWAYS REPLACED NOBODY KNOWS WHO BY OR HOW BUT EVERYONE ACCEPTS IT AND ITS GREAT WE PROBABLY ACCEPT THAT STATUE MORE THAN WE ACCEPT THE QUEEN

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garnetportrait:

this opening ceremony to the commonwealth games could only be more stereotypically scottish if emeli sande rises out of a gigantic thistle, singing ‘the flower of scotland’ whilst dressed as a battered sausage